Nikhil Dev

A really hilarious scrap from one of my friend

If titanic was produced in INDIA….

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain.

3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”.

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to teach the hero a lesson.

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition.

And last but not least More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.