Nikhil Dev

The Ten Stages of Drunkenss

1. Witty and charming (part 1)
This is after one or two drinks. The tongue can still remain in step with the brain. In the witty and charming stage one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as au contraire in place of “No way, Jose” or “Bull -sheyet”

2. Rich and famous
By the third drink, you begin mentioning that the little Lexus you’ve had your eye on

3. Benevolent
You’ll buy her a Lexus, too. It’s only money.

4. Just one more and We’ll eat
a stall tactic

5. To hell with Dinner
Let’s Just get a snack at the Bar

6. Patriotic
The war stories Begin

7. Full battle mode
We should a fixed it the first time

8. Invisible
So this is what the inside of of ladies room looks like

9. Witty and charming (part 2)
You know, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl.

10. God’s own drunk and a fearless man:
Shit! That’s…that’s when I first saw the bear..