Nikhil Dev

Came across this site that had lots of famous saying. Thought might be usefull for people to have them as IM status messages.

“I’m here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

“Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had sex before. I’ve had lots of sex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner.”

“You know what I am? I’m your worst f***ing nightmare, man. I’m a nigger with a badge. That means I got permission to kick your f***ing ass whenever I feel like it.”

“My contribution to birth control.” (after sticking a grenade down a bad guy’s pants)

“Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”

“Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. ”

“I don’t want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can’t kick it. ”

Cmon, people you will find a lot on a Google search for funny quotes.